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Access - When the federal government forces you to do something against your will, because it knows best.
Children and Grandchildren - The people picking up the tab.
Affordable - Don't believe me? It says so right on the label.
Bailout - A secret component of Obamacare which gives Big Insurance companies taxpayer dollars to cover their losses due to... Obamacare.
Compromise - Do it my way.
Deficit - The product of an overspending problem I want to "fix" with tax hikes.
Energy - What my administration expends to ensure the Keystone XL Pipeline is never built.
Enrolled - Thank you for not asking about how many people have actually selected and paid for a plan.
Exchanges - Just like Amazon Prime but without the convenience, low cost, personal security, or guaranteed quick delivery.
Fair - The peasants aren't sending in enough tax money.
Health Insurance - What you used to have and I promised you could keep (until you got dumped off of it) and which you now can't buy on my broken healthcare website.
I or Me - Center of the known universe.
Inequality - An excuse to give the government more power.
Infrastructure - Where are we on that bullet train I asked for?
Investment - Taxpayer-funded giveaways to union bosses and big-city political machines.
Jobs - Where young adults used to spend their time instead of Mom and Dad's basement.
Middle Class - Those who are the direct target of at least seven tax hikes in Obamacare.
Millionaires and Billionaires - People whose existence is another reason to tax you.
Natural Gas - Something I like to take credit for even though I had nothing to do with it.
Recovery - Right around the corner, and I mean it this time.
Regulations - Letting the EPA run rampant for the rest of my time in office. #regskilljobs
Roads and Bridges - Formerly "shovel ready."
Small Business - Those whose tax rate just went up to 43.4% thanks to Obamacare.
Special Interests - Anyone who disagrees with me.
There are those who... - [INSERT STRAW MAN HERE]
Automatic BINGO winner: "If you like your plan, you can keep your plan." - Sike.